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Apr 29

Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?”

Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.

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Apr 01

i need a smoke break

spazzrificruralgirl:

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER….

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